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What is YOUR job on the castaway.tf pirate ship?
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2026 6:48 pm
by george C
I see myself in charge of the parrots. I'd take care of them, feed them crackers and check on their plumage every so often. A sort of a VP of Parrot Technology. Also rape.
Re: What is YOUR job on the castaway.tf pirate ship?
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2026 6:53 pm
by random
It should be obvious enough but Captain Jack Sparrow is literally me
Re: What is YOUR job on the castaway.tf pirate ship?
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2026 7:34 pm
by loodie
my job would be taking care of the crew's personal island
my pirate name is bad ship
Re: What is YOUR job on the castaway.tf pirate ship?
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2026 8:28 pm
by Suspicious Carl
Slave in the brigg
Re: What is YOUR job on the castaway.tf pirate ship?
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2026 8:30 pm
by Appolz (with a z)
I operate the cannon loaded with stolen cutlery for taking out enemy sails.
Re: What is YOUR job on the castaway.tf pirate ship?
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2026 8:41 pm
by VerdiusArcana
I consult the dark arts together with some other members on the ship to ensure the cannons don't suck ass.
Beyond that, I occupy a slot as a professional retard, since I cannot aim said cannons for shit.
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if (weaponIsNerfed(entity) {
RevertIt();
}
Re: What is YOUR job on the castaway.tf pirate ship?
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2026 5:58 pm
by Dillon
I procure all the flintlock pistols and sabers and shit that we need to take over enemy ships. I got that 6.25% or whatever Sicilian in me plus all that English DNA so you know I'm good for this piracy shit lol.