What is YOUR job on the castaway.tf pirate ship?
What is YOUR job on the castaway.tf pirate ship?
I see myself in charge of the parrots. I'd take care of them, feed them crackers and check on their plumage every so often. A sort of a VP of Parrot Technology. Also rape.
Re: What is YOUR job on the castaway.tf pirate ship?
It should be obvious enough but Captain Jack Sparrow is literally me
Oh, they never lie. They dissemble, evade, prevaricate, confound, confuse, distract, obscure, subtly misrepresent and willfully misunderstand with what often appears to be a positively gleeful relish and are generally perfectly capable of contriving to give one an utterly unambiguous impression of their future course of action while in fact intending to do exactly the opposite, but they never lie. Perish the thought.
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Suspicious Carl
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Re: What is YOUR job on the castaway.tf pirate ship?
Slave in the brigg
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Appolz (with a z)
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Re: What is YOUR job on the castaway.tf pirate ship?
I operate the cannon loaded with stolen cutlery for taking out enemy sails.
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VerdiusArcana
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Re: What is YOUR job on the castaway.tf pirate ship?
I consult the dark arts together with some other members on the ship to ensure the cannons don't suck ass.
Beyond that, I occupy a slot as a professional retard, since I cannot aim said cannons for shit.
Beyond that, I occupy a slot as a professional retard, since I cannot aim said cannons for shit.
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Re: What is YOUR job on the castaway.tf pirate ship?
I procure all the flintlock pistols and sabers and shit that we need to take over enemy ships. I got that 6.25% or whatever Sicilian in me plus all that English DNA so you know I'm good for this piracy shit lol. 